JAWC Volume 2 : It's almost time for Christmas... Happy Christmahannukwahnzakah Everyone... cause everyone knows that we have to be politically correct... ah, who gives a flying fuck... MERRY CHRISTMAS. Yeah, I said it... no seasons greetings or happy holidays or any other crap... merry fucking christmas... I don't give a damn about all that politically correct crap... if you can't accept a merry christmas and need to feel offended... FUCK YOU. I'm not gonna feel offended if anyone wishes me a happy channukah, and if some psychotic black man wants to wish me a happy kwanza, so be it, I'm not gonna slight him for it... although to wish someone a happy harvest seems awfully late when Thanksgiving was just last month... what the hell are you harvesting in December? but still, the more to you... It's about time people brought back Christmas, not X-Mas or any other type of shitty way of spelling it... it's not Crossmas or ExMas, it's Christmas... get used to it and stop being retarded by spelling it like a fucking 3 year old... teach people the correct way and we won't have to worry about this epidemic in the future... it's called Christmas for a reason, and that's to remember Christ, do you remember Christ? Y'know.. Jesus Christ?... he was a person, not just a word you cry out when you're angry... he's the reason we celebrate the day. It's only a couple weeks away, and I'm looking foward to Christmas, it's the one day a year that doesn't seem to suck as badly as all the others.. I mean as far as holidays go, Christmas is my favorite... other holidays aren't that bad, but c'mon, let's take a look... Valentines day is Exclusive to those with significant others, St.Patricks day is for drunks to get more drunk and a free cab ride home, Easter... well, c'mon, instead of the ressurection of Christ, it's now become about a rabbit giving people eggs... how'd that happen? Independence day is U.S exclusive, but unless you're near a fireworks display, pretty lackluster holiday... but AMERICA ROCKS regardless... Halloween... buncha bastards with eggs and shaving cream... what a horrible holiday, unless you're a child trying to get free candy, then it's all good... Thanksgiving,not just U.S based, but well, it's a day to see relatives and share the joy of thanks for having food in dire times... but you still have to deal with relatives... and then there's Christmas... You get gifts, you give gifts, you get to see smiling faces and you have fun just being with your family or the people you love... sometimes it turns out to be both... but christmas day makes it a day that is reverent and peaceful, and any day that results in peace and tranquility is a good thing, maybe the best thing to happen for a lot of people in a long time... just peace on earth and goodwill towards men... - Tiki Man