JAWC Volume 2 : Merry Christmas... I hope... I don't get those damn commercials about Plan-B birthcontrol... I mean, it's like saying go ahead, let the guy shoot off in you, after all, you've got Plan B... isn't PLAN B when PLAN A FAILS?... I mean, what kind of a slut are you that would use plan b?... it's the morning after you realize what you've done pill... Why not just use PLAN A.. y'know.. making the guy use a damn condom?... or better yet, get to know the guy you picked up last night and see if you really want to let this genetic fuck up you picked up come inside you?... I mean, if you're so damn stupid that you didn't use a method of birthcontrol prior to the dirty deed... Plan B is for you... making stupid girls feel smarter than they really are. Plan A... rethink your life if you're fucking people and forgetting to get a condom. if you're too damn stupid to realize that contraception is something used to prevent pregnancy, then use Plan B and realize that you may have some horrible disease, but hey, you got AIDS, but at least you're not pregnant... right? I think pharmaceutical companies are on the right track... after all, why live with two mistakes when you can worry about only one huge mistake... and women... you're all idiots. Yeah, I'll say it... any woman that uses PLAN B is an absolute shit fucking moron... stop fucking so much that you've run out of condoms or you forgot your birthcontrol and are hoping it's an off day... stop fucking your life away because now science has made it that you can stop pregnancy up to 72 hours after the fact... 72 HOURS... that's 3 days... I mean, what kinda fucking ditzy bitch are you that you forgot that some guy busted a nut in your pussy and you forgot to take your pill 2 days ago.. but don't worry.. PLAN B will save your slutty ass... SLUT BITCH! Guys, news flash, if she's carrying Plan B.. odds are she's carrying a slough of other diseases in her... you want to dip your dog into a beer batter of infested casualty? You pick up and run.. I don't care how hot she is.. this chick is a slut of the highest degree and you good sir deserve better than some trashy cunt that thrives on infection instead of affection... chick is fucked up, why fuck up your life for some filthy cunt... and her pussy... So... what have we learned tonight?... PLAN B = SLUT YOU NEED TO AVOID. Good luck men of the world... science has made the world more unsafe for sex... Welcome to it... - Tiki Man