JAWC Volume 2 : Next up?... New Years...

New Years eve is almost upon us.. which means all the people who drink are gonna get their drink on...

Now I make allowances towards some people, I accept that they like to drink... I'll never understand it, I'll never condone it, but I'll tolerate it...

Eventually the people who like to drink, this includes EVERYONE who drinks, will eventually become an alcoholic... after all, if they weren't alcoholics, why would they need to drink at all?... I mean, what fool thinks they don't have a problem if they need to drink something, whether to commemorate a special occasion or just because they went out to dinner?

Face it people, you are drunken alcoholics... all of you... the difference here is the level of alcoholic you really are...

Happy New Year people... even you drunks... may most of you get liquored up and die on drive home, hopefully taking out your drunk friends with you, but not so much as to harm people who don't like getting sloshed and telling others how much fun it is...

Seriously.. you drunkards are sick puppies... welcome to it, you're all alcoholics bordering on self destruction... and hell if you don't like the truth, go ahead and hate me, cause that's proof right there that I'm correct and justified in what I say... so either fix your problem or just go off and die somewhere with your bottle...

Welcome To It...

- Tiki Man