JAWC Volume 2 : The fuck you journal... Fuck you to the woman I have to see every day no matter how much I don't want to, you're annoying, everytime you say something you don't think, you just say it, and then you try to defend yourself when you know that you're full of shit, but you go on defending yourself as though I give a damn.. well I don't ... and personally the sooner I don't have to deal with you the better my life will be. Fuck you to all the old ladies who need to stop suddenly in the store side by side blocking the way so you can jibber jabber your mumbo jumbo jive about your glory days of being a flapper.... you bitches piss me off cause you make it incredibly hard for me to do what I want in a timely manner so I can get home and do the things I want to do... Fuck you to all the drunken bastards causing me shit for no other reason than because you were doing something wrong and I caught you in the act... why the hell do you have to piss on my lawn? ever hear of a bathroom? or are you really just a dog because you like peeing on the grass?... I wanted a peaceful night at home, instead I gotta deal with you bastards... go home already, not even your party people want you, otherwise they would've let you use the bathroom... Fuck you to all the ethnic groups that become their stereotype... all the blacks trying to act thug, all the mexicans who are drunk and lazy, all the poles who act like idiots, the blondes who also act like ditzy idiots, the spanish antonio banderas wannabes, the irish drunks, the muslim radicals bent on distorting the koran, the jews who try to be stingy, the christians who are hypocrites and have no tolerance... stop fucking acting like a stereotype and just become good people... stop being stupid and annoying to others because that's what you think is right... you can be better.. so be better. Fuck you to all the people that think I'm an asshole... listen up jackholes, get to know me, hell, I'm nothing like my stereotype might suggest, if anything I'm the opposite, get to know me and you'll find out, but don't hate me yet... all the fuckers I know and hate, have a reason for it... I don't hate based on stereotype, unless you really are that stereotype, in which case... really?... know me first and then hate me... otherwise don't hate to me, just get the fuck outta my face. Fuck you to all the people that want to compare me to some one, or some thing... newsflash, I'm not going to be like them or that thing... I'm gonna be completely different... and don't try to compare me with people who drink alone or drink at home or smoke or do drugs or go out and party or drink in general or the people that decide they don't have a problem or the people that really do but won't admit it because they've got it under control... I know what my problems are, there is nothing anyone can say or do to fix it at the moment, comparing me with others is bullshit because I'm one of the most honest fuckers you're ever going to meet in this lifetime or the next... so don't fucking think I'm the same... I'm not. Fuck you to the people that can't understand they have a problem and then get offended when I try to express my concern... really?... is it that important for you to save face that you can't admit it when your friend tries to point out that maybe you should try to have some restraint?... that you get surly when it's pointed out... I'm not a pious guy, hell I'm one helluva odd sinner, but shit, when I think it's too much.. maybe it's too much... Fuck you to the AIM users... not just the ones I know, no no no... ALL OF THEM.. myself included... seriously, we bunch of assholes are idiots... I mean, who in there right mind decides to use aim for 24 hours a day?... and then always have an away message up?... if you're away, don't fucking leave AIM on... log off for an hour or some shit... it's pointless... but wait.. you've got the people going,"well I need it incase someone needs to talk to me".. .then give them your cel number and live with the fact that if it's really important, you wouldn't need to be away when they talk to you... they'd be able to leave an actual message... geez... I myself am included in the fact that I don't like leaving AIM messages.. so I try to stay away from AIM seeing that I don't want to fall into this same trap. Fuck you to ME... that's right, me... cause let's face it, I should try to relax more and not take everything so seriously.. but hell, nope, I hear people and I see what people are doing and then I misread what it means because let's face it, I don't think the same as other people, so if someone does something endearing, I think that they were thinking of me, not that they saw something and decided on whimsy that I would want it or not... I take things seriously more oft than I should and that causes me to have misconceptions about most everything that happens in life... cause I really don't believe a cigar is just a cigar... if it were then there would be no reason for psychiatrists cause freud would've been full of shit... hell, that line alone negates the psychiatric profession... My problem is that I relate to people thinking that they are somewhere within the same level of standards as myself... that they'd think about what they're doing and that overall they're rational people that want to have fun and enjoy life with people, not to damage themselves or to hurt themselves, but just to chill, hang out and have a conversation if it were without coming across as complete assholes... I obviously refer to the "the fun part of being drunk" conversation of 2008... what a horrible revelation that was about some people... I mean seriously.. this is not a conversation people should have with others... who the hell likes to admit that they're all a buncha drunks... oh wait... other drunks. ugh. Instead the people I get to know are the insane irrational types that don't know that being logical and straightfoward can be a good thing, the people I end up knowing are the beat around the bush types that need to get by, by social acceptance instead of their own thoughts and insight... it's a scary thing... and I don't understand it, but I know I have to learn to stop worrying about it, because they don't care about the road to destruction they've put themselves on, and instead are just fucking grasshoppers... Fuck you to all the grasshoppers. by the way, I of course exclude certain people I know from a "fuck you"... if I actually like talking to you, or actually want to spend time getting to know you, odds are you're an exception, doesn't mean you're not a "fuck you" type of person, it just means that I accept you for the "fuck you" type of person you are... and regardless of my preconceived notions, I think you're pretty chill to hang around and get to know... congratulations ^^ If you're offended by anything written above, please re-evaluate what you've been doing in life... cause no one really wants to say "fuck you" unless they're really annoyed... also, if you actually read this whole rant, email me... I'd like to know if anyone actually reads these things... Welcome To It... - Tiki Man