Welcome to the rant page... I talk about stuff that pisses me off... There's nothing like reading something someone else wrote to make you wonder whether or not they were joking... and regardless... mocking it through commentary because it gets so insanely absurd at times... Cellphones... there's this person wants a celphone that well let me run it down in a list... There's a link to his site at the end of the rant...
2 & 1/4" Wide Fits comfortably in the hand Large buttons placed sensibly Full color, high resolution, backlit screen Touch Screen (optional) On site phone repair while you wait Placed within the phone, Retractable earbuds, that when deployed sound goes to them only Earbud replacements if required Fold or Flip phone if desired, as long as the User Interface is large enough Dual Cameras - One for Video Conferencing & One as a Regular Camera
Seamless Network transitions No Static, except where jamming fields are placed Conference Calling *69 Able to record Audio and Video from all calls placed or received (Notification Tone to let party know they are being recorded) Multimedia enabled conversations (Able to communicate via Audio, Video, or Text) Detailed Contact List, able to be modified and sorted History of everyone that has called and how long each conversation lasted Customizable Ringtones, Able to be made from any source Vibrate makes no noises Free Answering service for when the phone is off or being ignored, up to 500 minutes for 100 messages over the course of 6 months Able to turn off phone service while keeping the unit on
Connects to the Internet, unrestricted (Includes service to Download Music, Books, Comics, Radio Programs, Movies, Commercial-Free TV Shows Currently in Syndication, for less than a dollar each, no Ads or Convoluted Copyguard) Able to pick up regular Broadcast TV Signals, as well as FM & AM Radio (Including Satellite Radio) Record Video, Audio and Still pictures at any time (Includes User-Friendly Software on phone to edit Basic Media - Cropping Pictures, Blending Audio, Cutting together Video Footage and much more) No Shutter Audio when taking a Picture Text Editor Sends Faxes Organize your music folders and choose style of playback (Shuffle, Sequence) Audio comes from either Earbuds, Telephone Speaker, or Audio Port Able to attach phone to your TV and display Photos, Music, & Video (Just like a DVD Player) Cellphone includes Dock for connectivity to your Computer or Bluetooth (Computer will see Cellphone as additional Hard Drive and Modem) Able to send Large Files to other people or point them to a location to which these files can be downloaded
Special Strict Mode (Third Party Applications can be downloaded but will fail to initialize - Can be turned off if warranty is waived and at your own risk) Anything downloaded into the phone can be transferred elsewhere and able to Initialize 24 Hour Tech Support (Includes Tech Network Capabilities - Fixed while you're connected to the network via phone tech log-in)
2 Interchangeable Lithium Ion Batterypacks (one charges while the other is being used) Shakeable charge, even when off (Will Charge while you walk)
Phone Security (Password Protected - Biometrics Optional) Phone Interface as One Large TouchScreen - Buttons ReArrange themselves according to Context Flat Panel Magnifying glass attachment expands screen to larger Square Sized Viewing Window Voice Command Capable Costs Less than Fifty Dollars for the unit itself Service costs less than Twenty Dollars A Month Should be out by 2010 A Cellphone should be simple... it should dial out, the battery should last a long time... and the monthly service should be 20$ a month with 500 minutes that roll over indefinitely - as in you don't lose them after a month or two - that's it... nothing more, nothing less... if you need a phone to be your entertainment, then there's something seriously wrong with you... a phone should be used sparingly, not be used as your escape from reality... also if you don't believe that this is what that person wanted in a Cellphone... go to his site.. it's the page that's up now or the one before it... just click here... - Tiki Man |