Welcome to JAWC v2.5 : Yeah... I'm back... FUCK YEAH!

I'm losing my mind here... I want to do things yet I'm stuck trying to manipulate my surroundings in order to fulfill my whim... and I don't want to manipulate, but in order to get the things I want I'm stuck attempting to ... compromise... situations in order to get what I want out of things... and it's not even like it's beneficial to me, but rather detrimental no matter how I look at it, and it all stems from me wanting to be lazy... and laziness is next to godliness...

Yeah, that's right, next to godliness... after all, when bad things happen, does god do anything?... nope.. just sits back and lets it happen, and if that isn't lazy, I don't know what is.. after all, if he weren't lazy he'd prove that he could stop bad things, and in turn cause the world to stop trying to be smart about things and have people just saying blindly that god will save them and do stupid things, like jump off a cliff or step in front of a train, or blindfold themselves and walk through traffic... or try to hold their breath under water for 9 minutes... or think that a sci-fi author is a prophet of a new religion... yep... people are idiots...

Now, I know you're thinking..."what do you mean, people are idiots?"... and the answer to that is simple, everyone, every person is an idiot, I myself am not exempt from this fact, I'm sure that over the course of my rants, people have said to themselve... "what an idiot"... see?.. I myself am too an idiot... it's like Jhonen Vasquez said in an issue of JTHM, "The best some people can hope for is to better manage their damage." and that's a good point to remember while you go throughout your meaningless little lives of self indulgence and insanity, don't be pricks, manage your damage and don't piss me off on a constant basis whenever I'm riding the bus, walking down the street or playing pool... but that itself is hard to do...

And why is this hard to do?... because people are idiots.

- Tiki Man