Welcome to JAWC v2.5 : Bandana Adorned I Start My Rant... Fucking bastards and there "sensitivity"... I'm so fuckin' sorry that my being blunt and honest is too damn much for you assholes out there... as if my being me is the cause of all strife in your pathetic little world... well here's the memo you obviously missed so listen up you fucks... and listen well... cause I only want to rant this once... I am not here to be cool... that shit ended in high school, so wise up and get your head in the game, life isn't one long stint in a shitty clique atmosphere where you might have been something to someone when in reality you were and still are a nobody... welcome to it, live with the shame you pathetic shithead. Just because you want to act tough doesn't make you tough, if you really didn't give a shit about what I said or say, you wouldn't make comment towards it in an effort to refute it... you'd point out errors or flaws, but to analyze and try to make yourself look better?.. yeah, you care... so don't try to act as though you don't because guess what, you're far too young to take me on yet... so fuck off and don't even try less you get schooled... Telling on someone because you couldn't get your way is obviously the best way to show someone up... that person would never find out it's you... after all it happened directly after you tried to confront and then got pwned... oh wait.. yeah, I know it was you, you're that dyke cut retard that goes out of her way to make herself feel better by making others feel uncomfortable... Anyone who wants to be cool... should go home and cry to mommy, cause in the real world that's all bullshit... cool and uncool?.. popular and unpopular?... you think I'd be working in this shitjob if I wanted to be popular or cool?... dude.. yeah, you with the stoner attitude and short cropped hair gelled so you seem like you just got back from the beach... you're not fooling anyone... you got married far too early and are now trying to make up for lost time realizing that this wasn't the life you wanted... and yeah, all them chicks you still hang around with... that's proof you're an asshole that'll eventually cheat on your wife after crying and bitching about how she's not the woman you married... you're scum... you just don't know it yourself yet. The rest of you fucks out there, yeah, that's right, I'm not your typical person, I'm a unique fuckin' freak, I'm here to entertain myself without being watched like a hawk by the dyke school marm that's pushin' 30... I'm not your stoner friend that needs to be accepted, I'm here to do my job and make the best of my situation, not cater to you fucks that want things to be like it was 3 years ago when you were still a teen and mommy still wiped your ass and sent you on a mission or decided to say you need to get married... I was graduating college 3 years ago, so you can sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up you whiny bastards... I'm sick of you fuckers out there thinking that being a righteous zealot with a pious attitude is what you're on earth for, guess what... a little morality where it counts goes a fuckin' longer way than you judging others all the time... so fuck off, leave me the fuck alone... you think I can't recluse?.. you think I need other people?.. fuck no... I'll make it on my own one way or another, so if you think for a fuckin' second that I'm co-dependant and you're the only person that I want to hang around with?... guess again shit licker... I'll crawl back in my shell and to fuck with you all, I'll ignore you all 'til the fuckin' cows come home, cause I don't need this shit, and quite frankly, it won't be today and it won't be tomorrow, but expect shit to hit the fan when you least expect it. You think you're all cozy and shit?... fuck you... I'll find out the most I can and then burn you for it... and when you burn I'll be there toasting marshmallows while laughing the entire time goin',"who's cool now motherfucker... burn baby burn!" and then piss on the ashes of the remains of your once stable life... enjoy it while you can, you can destroy someone without confronting them... and guess what?... you fucking made it happen... That's all I got this time, hopefully I'll be updating daily for the next two months... merry christmas. - Tiki Man