Welcome to JAWC v2.5 : No bandana, just hair, long wild and free... rant time... I'm riding the bus, it's freakin' cold out and I have my ski mask on to keep my face warm... the bus driver freaks out and says I have to remove the mask to ride the bus... now I find that it's good to keep the crazies at bay, so I lift the mask, but what the hell did he think I was gonna do?... take him down and then crash the bus into a wall or better yet drive crazily to canada to escape my crimes?... I mean if I wanted to take the bus down or do something wrong, wouldn't it make sense not to see who did it?... I mean after all, since he saw my face, he's become a liability... which means I'd have to kill him to keep my secret safe... that would just make sense, and if I was crazy, would I really care about how I look?... NO!... I'd come in and kill him and drive the bus route for him... then as passengers came on I'd end up killing them too... that would make sense, it'd become a killbus, a deadly ride through suburbia... Hell's wrong with people?... like I'd ever do something like that, geez, everyone's all freaked out because all the terrorists depicted on TV are dressed with ski masks and crap... as if that's the stereotype for murderers... the real people you have to look out for are the people that are happy all the time.. the happy go lucky uber-happy people that think life is grand and wonderful, happy happy fuckin' joy joy... those fucks are the messed up freaks you have to look out for... Anyhow, sick bastards out there thinking I'm the problem... geez, worry about real problems, the fat guy riding the bus to get places isn't gonna start shit... I just want to get to where I want to where I want to go... so shit man, if I have to I can always take the next bus because I don't dare want to harm your precious psyche... you scared little girl... fuck off and die shithead... what are you driving a bus for if you're scared of a white man in a ski mask... the real terrorists are the clean cut happy freaks out there.. so be on teh look out.. I'll always be more suspicious of the guy who isn't cold in the tundra of the place I live... over the guy who's smart enough to keep warm... - Tiki Man