Welcome to JAWC v2.5 : Another week of updates... Wow... it's already the weekend and yeah there'll be an update on Christmas... I'll be spending Christmas alone this year... But Ben, don't your brother and sister live near you? Yeah, well... shit happened to hit the fan and rather than deal with the mess, it's easier to be alone and content than to be together and miserable... But Ben, why? Well, my brother invited us over, but my sister is being obstinant without a reason and I at least have a reason... And that reason is....? He's having someone over who went out of there way to annoy and harass me where I live... and rather than dealing with that bitch he calls "friend" I've decided that I don't want to deal with it, it's bullshit to try and smile when inside it's eating away at me like a mouse to cheese... I mean, geez, what the fuck am I supposed to do?... smile and be nice to people I hate? that's not me, I'm what you see, I'm all Ben, all the time... anyone who knows me knows that I'm the first to speak his mind and keep nothing hidden when something upsets me... hell that's the whole point of this soapbox... welcome to it... Regardless... so I'll be in my place cooking a ham, some baked potatoes, corn, pigs in the blanket... and a cake for dessert... so yeah... it's not like I don't know how to cook... I'll be allright... however I only have this weekend to finish several projects I've yet to start... and geez... thank god for a three day weekend... I'm gonna need it... I gotta admit that ham is freakin' awesome... no seasoning.. just rinse, cut the fat, throw face down on a cake pan and cook for an hour and a half at 350 degrees... you don't have to worry about anything else... ham is self seasoned, delicious, tender and makes a damn good sandwich... I don't know what the Jews were thinking... no ham? no pork?... geez... you show me a man who hasn't had ham, I'll show you a man who's kosher... ^^ Happy Channukah to the Jews out there, lighting candles for eight days... and other stuffs... eh, more to ya... hope you enjoyed it... Kwanzaa... what a bullshit farce of a holiday... if you want to complain about me saying this?... tough shit.. you know I'm right... welcome to it. Finally... cause I've gotta update before midnight my timezone... Merry Christmahannukwanzaakah to all and to all a good sleep... see ya Monday. - Tiki Man