Welcome to JAWC v3.0 : Tiki Man Graphics, now at table B14 during AnthroCon... 22 pages to go!... woo... that's 22 updates or 11 weeks... let's see.. how many weeks until AC... uh... okay... looks like I may not meet my deadline... or will I?... bwahahaha... anyhow, things are coming along nicely... still working like a madman on the books... need to finish by next week... then sell them puppies on Furbid... so look for that come June 1st... Perfume... what the fuck!... I mean seriously.. it's annoying, and now I can add to perfume... is the derivitive... LOTION! The evils of lotion is unknown, after all, it provides a service for people who have unreasonably dry skin... honestly I think that it's the lotion that's doing it... I never used lotion, and my skin isn't dry and cracked... yet people who keep using lotion have to keep using it, like some sort of creamy drug they can only absorb through the epidermis... like a nicotene patch, it just soaks in and then it wears off... meaning that more must be applied... If lotion actually worked, you wouldn't need it after the first application.. but apparently people are like cars, they need at least three coats in order to feel safe... I just find it so annoying, especially since it's in the workplace this is happening... and then to top it off it's this primadonna bitch of a 19 year old... the fuck!? 19 years old and she has dry cracked skin that is beyond her youth that it needs the aide of lotion... that's bullshit... what the hell is she doing to herself that at 19 years old she needs to apply lotion as though her skin was that of an armadillo... Now, I can understand lotion... at least the ones that don't smell like a bath and body works exploded on the skin... this chick just reeks up to the nines with strawberry and coconut... and the excuse she gives for choosing lotion is that it makes her smell good... well, I suppose that must mean that she smelled like a garbage scow... after all, she couldn't have smelled good before hand if she only smells good now... after all, why would you cover up your scent, unless it was vile and unpleasant... apparently this bitch rolls around in trash before coming to work, and the lotion is merely a coverup for this heinous act. Women, it's about time you got the new memo... DON'T FUCKING WEAR THAT FUCKED UP SHIT!... Women smell good all on there own... I remember how she smelled after a shower, the acute whiff as she was near... I can remember the pleasure it was to realize that she didn't need to pour on this crap other women need... women you don't need to put on lotion... at least not the kind that reeks up the place for a good 10 minutes because you think it smells better than you did previously... if you need lotion to cover up your stench... maybe you should just shower again... cause seriously... even if you were to smell like freshly baked gingerbread, a bitch is still a bitch, ain't nothing gonna cover up that stench of your personality fucking up my air... welcome to it. - Tiki Man